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AARDVARK

What nonsense! The world is square, yes it is. I know this for a fact! I know because I read it somewhere. Yes I did. That makes it true! Doesn't it? Doesn't it make it true because it was written somewhere? Well.......maybe I'll investigate that to see if it is true. Maybe it's not true. Maybe just because it is written somewhere 'doesn't' mean that it is true. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....... Have to investigate!

ALPACA (Requested May 2005)

Gee; not such a long way to go!

Bet you thought there'd be more to us than that; huh? No, we're pretty ordinary folk who just want peace and quiet. Yeah. Just peace and quiet.

ANTEATER

Well, well, well; so you think that life is easy? Well, well, well; no, it is not for the feint hearted. Needs courage to get through; yeah courage and a lot of good luck!

ANTELOPE

A hop, step and a jump away from having it, dear heart. Yes

 indeed.

It is 'almost' yours. Be patient. That's right. Patience.

APE

Chicken feed; hen’s teeth and chicken feed. What’s this you’re

 giving me?

Don’t you know it’s wrong, wrong, wrong? Don’t give me

 chicken feed.

ARMADILLO

A need to protect oneself from the torments of life. Harden up !!